Friday, July 17, 2009
Got Kicks ?
Thursday, July 16, 2009
In Style
He Put A Ring On It .....Alright !!!
TI laced Tiny with this ring for her 34th bday, a total of 10 carats. Now the ring is a little too big for my taste, but I will not give if back if someone took it upon themselves and brought it to me. I do not know one women that would. Unless you know your man can not afford that and you are smart enough to take it back get 5 carats then invest the other 5 ;o) but hey what do I know I'm no where near getting married :o) . She getting a Booyakah for this ring, because that is the same cut diamond I want. (in case anyone wanted to know hehe). Awww the TIP on her nails is so cute.
**Dude step ya gifts up, especially if you want your chick to put up with your shit show her you actually appreciate ride or die & loyalty, not just looking for a door mat **
Just For Laughs 7
pic taken from here
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and Compassion 8.1 and then installed undesirable programs such as BUD 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and PARTIES 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
WHYISTHISHAPPENING
Reply
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download > Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta & Flatulance 2.1. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law > 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 > program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!